I love how people know just what to say to make me feel like shit. I love knowing that you think it’s great I’m never home and that I’ll live a sad lonely life and it’ll always be like that. Thanks!!!
Actual Children’s Answers to The Question “What Is Love?”
“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.” - Chrissy, age 6
“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.” - Terri, age 4
“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.” - Danny, age 7
“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.” - Emily, age 8“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.” - Bobby, age 7
“If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,” - Nikka, age 6
“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.” - Noelle, age 7
“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.” - Tommy, age 6
“During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.” - Cindy, age 8
“My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.” - Clare, age 6
“Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.” - Elaine, age 5
“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt.” - Chris, age 7
“Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.” - Mary Ann, age 4
“I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.” - Lauren, age 4
“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.” - Rebecca, age 8
“When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.” - Karen, age 7
“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.” - Jessica, age 8
Adorable.
(Source: harlemink)
‘Chito’ and His Crocodile ‘Pocho’: A 20 Year Friendship
The two met 20 years ago, Chito finding the crocodile dying in the Parismina river, after being shot by a farmer for eating one of his cows near shore.
The fisherman, who was 34 at the time, decided to load the dying croc on his boat and take him home for the hide. But, as the days passed the animal did not die and thus began to take heal and feed it.
(Source: news.discovery.com)
My new project has been making homemade iced coffee and homemade syrups. It’s been very successful with the vanilla flavor. Now I just need to try and make some other ones. I think next I’m gonna try a caramel one and maybe a cinnamon one.
I just heard from downstairs: mom “when women need a change they rearrange the furniture. When men need a change they get a new wife.” kid “thankfully dad hasn’t needed a change”
Day 1: Whatever, it’s Texas.
Day 2: Whatever, it’s Texas.
Day 3: Whatever, it’s Texas.
Day 4: Whatever, it’s Texas.
Day 5: Whatever, it’s Texas.
Day 6: Ah, jeez. But whatever, it’s Texas.
Day 7: Will you just — I mean, can I have a second here? F—!
Day 8: What’s the record?
Day 9: (neck…
(Source: frontburner.dmagazine.com)
I just got the shit scared out of me. While sitting downstairs by myself watching tv I heard the door chime. All I could think was that my brother in law didn’t lock the back door and someone was inside. The only thing I could find to “defend” myself was this cross that we have on our bookcase. So I looked around and the door was in fact closed and locked. So I go to the pantry and it’s creepy in there and I see that the garage door is open. So I quickly closed and locked it and went upstairs. Now I’m creeped out and wide awake. This is not a good thing since I have work in the morning.
Babysitting all these babies is really making me want one. I need to get moving on finding me a husband!!
Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.
Sometimes I just get so fed up. I wish that if I moved out I would know my family would be finically able to make it. But I know they can’t right now. But I just wish I was able to move out and not have to hear all the yelling that goes on 90% of the time. Or the way that people talk. I just want to be able to enjoy a nice and quiet environment. I still don’t understand why Thomas decides to come over all the time and deal with it. I always just want to get out. Hopefully within the next year I can free myself from here.
